New ask Hacker News story: GPT-4 does Jerry Seinfeld on Linux
GPT-4 does Jerry Seinfeld on Linux
6 by logicallee | 2 comments on Hacker News.
"Ladies and gentlemen, what's the deal with Linux server administration, huh? I mean, we've got all these different flavors of Linux, and it's like going to a Baskin-Robbins for operating systems! You walk in, and you're like, "I'll have a scoop of Ubuntu, a scoop of Fedora, and let's throw in a little Raspberry Pi for fun!" And you know what else? Linux users love to talk about their "distros." It's like they're comparing fine wines at a dinner party. "Oh, I'm running Arch Linux on my server. It's got a nice bouquet of complexity with just a hint of elitism." You know, because nothing says 'I've made it' like having to build your entire operating system from scratch! But, you know, Linux server administration is like a never-ending puzzle. It's all about the command line, folks. I mean, forget about point and click, that's for amateurs! With Linux, it's like we're all back in the 80s, typing cryptic commands and pretending we're hackers. "Oh, you want to install a program? Just type 'sudo apt-get install' and cross your fingers!" And don't even get me started on file permissions! It's like a dysfunctional family reunion in there. You've got your owners, your groups, and your "others." It's like a game of musical chairs, and nobody wants to sit next to 'others.' "Hey, can I read this file?" "No, sorry, you're not in the group!" Oh, and the updates. Let me tell you about the updates! It's like every time you log in, there's a whole new list of updates waiting for you. It's like having an overly attentive waiter at a fancy restaurant. "Oh, I see you haven't touched your kernel in a while. May I suggest the latest security patch? We're running a special on it today!" And speaking of security, have you ever tried to set up a firewall on a Linux server? You might as well be trying to decipher ancient hieroglyphics! It's like they took the most boring subject in the world and decided to make it even more complicated. "Oh, you want to allow port 80? Just add a rule to the INPUT chain, but make sure it's after the existing rules, or you'll end up in the digital abyss!" But in the end, you know what's great about Linux server administration? It's like being part of an exclusive club. You've got your inside jokes, your secret handshakes, and your very own mascot. I mean, who wouldn't want to be part of a group that has a cute little penguin as their mascot?"
6 by logicallee | 2 comments on Hacker News.
"Ladies and gentlemen, what's the deal with Linux server administration, huh? I mean, we've got all these different flavors of Linux, and it's like going to a Baskin-Robbins for operating systems! You walk in, and you're like, "I'll have a scoop of Ubuntu, a scoop of Fedora, and let's throw in a little Raspberry Pi for fun!" And you know what else? Linux users love to talk about their "distros." It's like they're comparing fine wines at a dinner party. "Oh, I'm running Arch Linux on my server. It's got a nice bouquet of complexity with just a hint of elitism." You know, because nothing says 'I've made it' like having to build your entire operating system from scratch! But, you know, Linux server administration is like a never-ending puzzle. It's all about the command line, folks. I mean, forget about point and click, that's for amateurs! With Linux, it's like we're all back in the 80s, typing cryptic commands and pretending we're hackers. "Oh, you want to install a program? Just type 'sudo apt-get install' and cross your fingers!" And don't even get me started on file permissions! It's like a dysfunctional family reunion in there. You've got your owners, your groups, and your "others." It's like a game of musical chairs, and nobody wants to sit next to 'others.' "Hey, can I read this file?" "No, sorry, you're not in the group!" Oh, and the updates. Let me tell you about the updates! It's like every time you log in, there's a whole new list of updates waiting for you. It's like having an overly attentive waiter at a fancy restaurant. "Oh, I see you haven't touched your kernel in a while. May I suggest the latest security patch? We're running a special on it today!" And speaking of security, have you ever tried to set up a firewall on a Linux server? You might as well be trying to decipher ancient hieroglyphics! It's like they took the most boring subject in the world and decided to make it even more complicated. "Oh, you want to allow port 80? Just add a rule to the INPUT chain, but make sure it's after the existing rules, or you'll end up in the digital abyss!" But in the end, you know what's great about Linux server administration? It's like being part of an exclusive club. You've got your inside jokes, your secret handshakes, and your very own mascot. I mean, who wouldn't want to be part of a group that has a cute little penguin as their mascot?"
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